My youngest son is 14 months old, which means I had at least one year to get my post pregnancy body back into shape.
3 weeks from now we are taking a trip to Cuba. Do you think I can squeeze my rear end into a bikini? I will be lucky to fit a moo-moo at this point. I dread going on the beach and looking around at all the skinny in shape ladies that will be flaunting their hot selves. Not that I wouldnt if I could! but like my self esteem needs any more of a beating. All I can say is thank god for rum and swim up bars.
I already hate looking at myself. This last pregnancy has totally destroyed me. I guess when I had Max I was 21 and at that age skin was a lot more elastic and I had much higher energy levels...
This time around I was "blessed" with stretch marks that look like a road map of Canada, an additional 30lbs that seem to just sit on my hips, stomach and ass and absolutely no time or energy for working out.
The worst part is, I have build a strong new addiction to potato chips and grease! Who in the hell invented Saladas for lunch?? do I look like a damn bunny to you people?
Ok so really I dont look all that bad, but in comparison to where I would like to be I feel like the goodyear blimp. Thank god that my wonderful man has enough smarts to never say anything that might trigger the release of niagara falls from my eyes and cause a lock down in the closet for 2 hours shredding all my clothes.
So now what? Cuba in 3 weeks, is it possible to not eat ANYTHING for 3 weeks? call it a cleanse just drink water, green tea and take fistfulls of vitamins to sustain my own life....hmn
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